Sometimes I even have decent timing

Another therapist, attempting to ease the nerves of a class full of newbie therapists still in school: “… and you know, after all the stress and so forth, in the end? No one’s ever asked me what my GPA was.”

Me: “What’s your GPA?

(beat)
(everyone laughs)

Maybe you had to be there. But since no one really thinks I’m funny it was kind of cool.