“Quit eating things that aren’t edible.” (to the cat - like she listens)
“Aren’t you a pretty bird?”
“Thank you for that de-motivational speech. see you next week?”
“That’s an interesting interpretation of a straightforward policy.”
“Since when are these meetings mandatory? they can’t figure out how else to keep the beatings going? I’ve noticed more people wearing track shoes lately.”
“A cut in pay, a boost in morale. These are the tradeoffs.”
“You don’t suppose they realize we’re all looking for real work?”
“There is not enough chocolate in the world for me to go there and do that.”
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