ME: Hello?
GUY: Hi, I’m with the (long name basically meaning Conservative Christians Against Hollywood) Association, and do you have a few minutes to talk about getting decent family friendly entertainment on television?
ME: Sure! I can tell you that the cheapest way to go about it is to 1) use the off button on the TV 2) not subscribe to cable or satellite, thereby funding proliferation of those evil filthy shows you hate 3) shut down all the phone banks and fire all the folks in your association, saving a lot of dollars in salary 4) use all the money you saved on not subscribing to evil tv networks, not paying people to harrass people at home when they’re eating dinner, and not paying for electricity to run the TV to CREATE YOUR OWN STUDIO and HIRE ACTORS and MAKE YOUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT if it is so doggone important to you to have absolute control over making television meet your narrow standards. I hope you recorded that so you can listen to it the next time you feel the impulse to call me. Please stop leaving messages on my machine. Good Bye.
GUY: Well if you are conc — *click*
ME: DANG that felt good. 
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March 18, 2007 at 8:18 am
seema
LOL! Oh that’s hilarious. It also amuses me that these are the same people who are anti-PBS, which has to be practically the most wholesome fare around!