1. TOO MANY KLINGON EPISODES. TNG, DS9 and now VOY pummeled me with Klingon this and k’apla! that and bloodworms and pain sticks and par-mach-kai blah blah blah and pointy armor and Worf angst and now I’m riding the Barge of the Dead and AAAAGH! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR KLINGONS TO DIEEEEEEE! DIIIIIIEEEEEE!
2. SHUT UP, NEELIX!
3. Captain Ransom = Henry Scudder. Heeee! Also, the captain of the Relativity looks just like Dutch from The Shield. Hee! And I can’t remember where I saw the one playing Max Burke, but it was fairly recent….
4. *smacks Neelix*
5. Borg. Overdose. The only thing that would make Yet Another Seven Flashback Episode palatable would be if the Klingons invaded Borg space en masse and they all killed/assimilated each other, leaving hordes of Klingon drones yelling and swinging bat’leths. And then there would be an invasion of dentists, because Klingons need that sort of intervention…. And then there would be Klingons with clean teeth and prosthetic arms naming their children after Kohlgate and Khrest, those valiant warriors who vanquished the evil Tuuth D’Kay.
6. I still don’t have any idea how they keep making shuttles. I think the shuttles must be mating on the hangar deck, having litters, and each time a shuttle falls apart they feed one of the babies extra shuttle chow until it’s big enough to ride in.
7. I liked the time travel episodes. Ooooo, bendy. *pours milk over a big bowl of paradox flakes*
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